Thursday, July 7, 2011

"The Terrible Harry Potter Parody of I Wrote for Melissa and Other Enthusiasts of Harry Potter" by Jimmy Murray (to "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies)

It's just one week until we see Harry
and his bff's Ron and Hermione
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Let's go to Hagrid's and see his pet Buckbeak"
Three days since the Sorting Hat
I think I saw my teacher change from a tabby cat
Yesterday all I did was brood
And I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good.

Fill the stands and watch some Quidditch
As I catch the gold snitch
I put my money down on Viktor Krum
Near Headless Nick can be a prick, although I like the Basilisk
that giant snake
'cause I speak a bit of Parseltongue
Hot like a Goblet when I cast spells
Oh look, some house elves
Dobby died and I'm sad cause that sucks.
But Neville LongB has got some mad moves
And always comes through
Nagini's dead and Voldy's down a Horcrux
Gonna need some gillyweed
Cause Diggory has got some speed
I like Ginny, she's the finest of the Weasleys
Hufflepuff is kinda tough
Fifty points is really rough
When you lose it,
Cause some troll just went crazy

How can I help it if I think you're Goyle when you're Ron
I hope Snape doesn't see the potions are all gone
I'm the kind of guy who writes in a diary
Can't solve this Riddle?
My name is Tommy
I have a tendency to back up time through my sleeve
I have a history of picking at my scar

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